Then I realize I dont say it very often. 3. By: Jeremy K., Age 12, Idaho Falls, Idaho, USA Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: The leader of the elves union rallies the elves against Santa. I have been captain of the debate club since you said your first word and believe it or not, sitting here beside (pause) obvious genius like you is not exactly how I wanted to spend my time tonight. Im gonna be moving into his apartment. (Calling out.) I didnt think that I would miss home, but I really do. I just hope he doesnt bring his helmet. Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff Hes pretty good at name-calling. (Pauses, reigning in her emotion, and scowls at the bear.) I have my friends. And if I would take those away, I wouldnt be there for our masters and serve them well. Third Place Winner! Dear Lord. What if he likes me back? Narrator: Now the Hundred Acre Wood boasted many natural wonders, but none was more beautiful than a tiny stream running through the forest. Genre: Comedic. Yeah, Im okay. There's Rabbit and Piglet and there's Owl, but most of all Winnie the Pooh (Grabs the paper and crumbles it up) Why is this so dang hard!!!! [Narrator] Now Pooh was not the sort to give up easily. Frankly, this whole show is pointless. So, do we have a deal? Ive been doing it all my life; its not a great trait to have. I didnt mind some Donna Summers and some Bee Gees, now and then, but Ricky loved it. Youre not sorry. You know what, maybe Baby Erk isnt so bad? I know you shouldnt do it, but its a metaphor just roll with it. You were a princess, and I was a talking slug. Were gonna go tubing, all of us. I mean who do you think you are? Coocoo COO! Youll see, one day, youll be nothing more than another grain of sand in the ocean of nobodies. There were tons of people waiting in line after me. I guess it was 17. She was so still. And two years later, it gets run over and your parents try to tell you that he ran away, but you heard them talking about how nice the man was to come tell you. (stops pacing) Oh, I know! (Looks at phone) Oh, she hasnt read the text message. My name is Brock Bruce. His lack of intelligence gets in the way of everything, and I have to act dumb with him just to make him feel better. [Christopher Robin] That's a very good idea Eeyore. A shark, at least fifteen feet long, was staring at me the way a barn owl stares at a mouse. Second Place Winner! Apparently, they thought Aladdin was the standout character. We are being tested for beauty products; Brands like Chanel, Dior! Winnie the Pooh A rescue ! For me its like something I want is sitting on a golden platter but I cant touch it. You see, when I was little, I was a naughty troublemaker. Nah. RIP Uncle Wyatt: if only you had seen that bird headed straight for your jugular. On my work phone. 1. (pause) I think Ive told you before about how my sister, Katherine and I would play pranks on each other. Just pick her up, will you? What they do see is weird kid and obnoxious boy blowing gargantuan bubbles during class. In fact, Id be better than fine, Ill be amazing. You lie next to me. Butforever? Thank you all for stopping in today. That is the basic questions you ask your husbands parents, right? Eeyore: That's right. I heard my dad once tell my mom that if there was a nuclear war, the only things left would be the cockroaches and Keith Richards, the skeleton-looking guy. Mostly I wanted somebody with a degree and a license to confirm my lifelong sneaking suspicion that I do have clinical depression. You know we live in a two-bedroom apartment, yet you still decided to get pregnant. Now Im here reminiscing and missing the times when we went to get frozen yogurt daily. Its been hours and Im still lost. My daily routine. It was just a thing we did, you know. If I gave up even one of them up, would I give up my chances of winning? Ive got a date. (pauses, looks at groom) I love him. Shes in a better place now, outta this place at least. (hangs up) Okay class, new test! [Absently] Ah, but death is calling me back. My stars. The shirt is too tight, or too loose, or not the right colour, and the pants are too rigid, or too short, or too everything. Shoot. I even memorized the state bird for every place in America! Jessie? Piglet: Ooh, and many happy returns to you, too, Owl! So, I left around 8:00 and got to work at 8:30 and my new assistant wasnt even there. Remembering how much they enjoyed these Eeyore is not entirely sure whats going on, how to explain it, how to write about it, or what exactly to say. Pulls away to face the audience.). Please vote to acquit. (someone nearby speaks to her) Hold on. Its daylight savings time? Pure genius and the self-sustaining ecosystems I would love to be around that kind of innovation. Yeah right, I couldnt last an hour in there. It was a special pleasure to see things eaten, to see things blackened and changed. Time for something sweet. Maybe it was guilt. Yeah, weve all heard it, Penelope. Eve. Pretty cool, right? Mr. Narrator: Pooh had every intention of getting another fur cone, but the river was slipping away so peacefully beneath him, that he began to slip away with it. All the other people in the band just look mad in their pictures, especially the skunk hair guy. Thursday, was St. Patricks Day, where drunk revelers take to the streets to celebrate. Something just for me? Oh, oh, hello Pooh Bear. This original Pooh Bear was a first birthday gift for A.A. Milne's son Christopher Robin in 1921. (trying to joke) You are not paying $1 million for a popsicle, are you? Hahaha (Serious) But not really. ok, um, sure. Yes, like that. Jessie! By: Sarah Catherine M., Madison, Alabama, USA; Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A girls battle between darkness and light is abruptly interrupted by her mom. Thanks for remembering. What were my alternatives, officer? So give a monster a break will ya? No one knows Im in here. [Owl] It is my considered opinion that Eeyore's tail should be placed a trifle to the a right. Would you make a different choice so that you didnt go through high school with the nickname Streak? These charming stories were not as familiar to Americans as they were to the British. You ask me this every time, and its been a year, so yeah. Hes gorgeous, hes adorable, heshesI cant keep doing this to myself! Will you please take out the trash? And Im not going anywhere. And you know why so many do it? Pauses.) After I fell, I was in a coma for two weeks. Best Eeyore Quotes. I went into Pink, right? Sometimes Im scared I wont be enough like you when I grow up. I miss my family. Red eyed and close-fisted, he finds me alright. The Disney video collection. %PDF-1.5 Hard to hear aint it. Youve got your mommas disco ball eyes! I didnt want her disco ball eyes! But thats not even the worst of it! Youre scared of the ocean? (He answers) Oh! When I became Miss Fortune I promised myself that I would always look at each contestant through the eyes of a girl whos desperate shyness hides her opulent confidence to take control and get what she wants. No, ellipsis, we will not be taking a vote! Thats not even on me, I stay hydrated. I know you said to stay strong and to take care of the family for you, but it is hard. Naturally, it takes a good deal of words to say a long thing like that! Are you there? I had gone outside to bring my bicycle in before it rained. (stops moving) So, what happened? Magazines. I mean, what am I going to do 20 years down the line when Im applying for a job at the American Institute of Chemical Engineers and they say Lucia Anderson Maquel, you are completely qualified for this job, but we cant hire you until you answer this one question correctly. Do you know what the question is going to be? My Junior year I hired someone to take the SAT for me. By: Emily McLaren, Age 14, Sydney, Australia Description: Medusa waits in her cave at the top of a mountain hidden from the world, until Perseus arrives with a sharp sword and shield. This is my first video diary after becoming the first earthling to visit the planet Venus. Chorus:Deep in the hundred acre wood where Christopher Robin plays. So, after about four whole minutes of me staring at the door just waiting for that rat to walk in, she came running in. Well, let me tell you something, life isnt all what you see in the movies. Thats not even the worst part of today. By: Thandie C., Age 12, USA Description: A middle-schooler talks about racism among children/kids from their point of view, in front of their class for an English assignment. For commercial rights and other inquiries, please contact us. By: Mikala Southern, Georgia, USA, Age 12 Description: A student tells a story about how a daredevil stunt helped him become the coolest kid in school. Put graffiti on the walls. Do I feel bad about what I do for a living, no. How does it NOT fall over? I guess it happened when I was around three or four. One night, I woke up in the middle of the night and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. But it was not my fault or the poor linguinis fault. I could never figure out the reason for it. The man I knew was short-tempered, distant and narcissistic. I can only see them, my children. (Clears throat. It has been a long and treacherous, unforgiving path, especially with the invention of keto diets. By some miracle, I was able to escape. I dont regret my choices. By: Julian K., Age 13, Wisconsin, USA Description: A murder suspect tries to prove his innocence to the court. I learned that creeks and rivers carve and shape their way, leading to a big body of water. And the kid thinks everything is fun. Genre: Dramatic, (Actor kneels at the grave of his/her mother.). I just decided to leave and go to my car. Yeah, Ive got a story for ya. ME!" The performer must cite the author AND Drama Notebook in his/her recitation, and if possible, add a link to the Drama Notebook Monologues on a web page where the performance is shared. Mostly, I want wings so that I could take flight. I would go to my mom and ask what was wrong she would say it was Nothing sweetie, dont worry about it. But of course that wasnt true. Im going to issue an apology, and Im going to accept whatever consequences come along with it. The heroes will save you? Ellie helped me pick myself up by day, and by night wrote about how hilarious it all was in her diary. So, we manage to get in without setting off any alarms. - No, Christopher Robin! Its just an empty grave. Is that really how you feel? Takes time to pronounce correctly) Tu-ff-in. Some girls call me a sell-out, but theyre just totally jealous. By: Alex Tuzov, Age 8, Thailand Description: A merchant ship captain has a conversation with the president of an African country about the iceberg he is towing back from Antarctica for $1 million. Im Brock Bruce, and I will see you at work tomorrow. Im sorry that the doctors werent concerned with beauty when they saved my life. Even my best friend wont talk to me anymore, the humiliation is probably too much for her. You know he wont like you back. No! No more working from sunup to sundown without so much as a snickerdoodle break! Im starting to regret bringing him on this mission, because that was the only pillow NASA packed for me. Why do you do this to our family Lord? She is confronted by her sister as she prepares to search for their lost brother (who may or may not be gone for good). . Por qu sufrimos tanto? Piglet may be small in size but he has the biggest heart in the Hundred Acre Wood. Excuse me, I'm here. Youre just thinking about going home, watching tv, what youre going to make for dinner. Pristine, Miss. Pooh: I sure like bouncing! He interacts with so many girls, you never know who may be eyeing him. I rather clean up other peoples messes than teach you! For instance, the transition between lines six and seven as well as that between ten and eleven. Mom never liked that. Anyway, back to the seasons. We shall get there someday.". You know what; actually maybe I can do this. Really thats all you have to say? In any case, Ill keep you posted. Oh, why did I even sign up for this class? The other men took far longer. They call me the monster, but monsters like me only look the part, and I prefer that to the false facades and double-edged words. Youll get your million dollars back in no time. Narrator: Now, one day, Pooh and Piglet, Rabbit and Roo were all playing Pooh-sticks together. Pooh: But why call it Pooh-sticks? I used to run outside all day and night before I came here. Genre: Comedic (Astronaut enters, tripping and staggering) Sorry, sorry, my legs are still getting use to gravity. Id bet you win, which sucks for me, but hey maybe Ill get second, which is in some ways better than first. Because I gave into the stress Ive had to deal with. First Place Winner! Give it a rest. Aside from the money. 3. I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service. Those kindergartners should be ashamed for doing that to her. Or, as its referred to in China, Tuesday. Rabbit: Tigger is so thoughtless with his bouncing! Finally, no more feelings of fear and terror. By: Yoselyn H., Edinburg, Tx, USA; Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: She is a dreamer that has wishes. Now, put your feet at right angles and spread them, bending your legs into a comfortable en garde position. You didn't see anything, did you ? Why does Sky have to be such a gossiper with her amazing looks and gorgeous hair, although she is still a four eyes, but I guess I cant say anything (points to glasses). As I walk away, I think about how this man had changed my life. Im not kidding! Thats a boy thing. Shed been yelling at me almost every day for the littlest things too. If it is a good afternoon, which I doubt. I would be rich and have my dream job. Genre: Comedic. Think. Maybe then Ill get up the courage to talk to Jessica. I was a block away from the work office when I went to the coffee shop right around the corner and got some hot coffee. And thats a lot of work on my part. No one understands the daily struggles of being short. The pitchthe crack of the bat the stadium goes silent he dives out and catches it! With all my might, I swam upward. Oh good. . And so Pooh was a hero for saving Piglet, and Piglet was a hero for giving Owl his grand home in the beech tree. Its so worth it. (turns back to the audience) I wasnt supposed to shout it. Ok, where to start? Act casual. What? It is hard not to see my friends. If you ask any of the girls they would tell you of my beauty, my kindness and my charity. Today is my birthday. Its delusional! Christopher Robin! I dont slobber all over them and wag my tail like a moron. Normally one of my friends has a lunchbox and shares with everyone, but not today. I jumped back in shock and then I heard it. I mean arent we in a day and age where its okay to be different? (pause) Right, plus what I had morning. Ive spent so many nights staring out this same window looking at this same street lamp. She knows that shrimp is the one thing Im scared of. I should have been there for you. I am going to be a janitor! I have a window in my room. It was a happy childhood. Im only the accepted thin; where no one would even take a glance at me, ya know? I dream of carrots, carrots, and more carrots. By: Isabelle Bidal, Age 18, Ontario, Canada Description: A young teenager struggles with their appearance and clothing Genre: Dramatic. Moms are always right. What are you doing, mommy? I asked. By: Marina Paul, Age 16, Utah USA Description: Mother Nature goes to therapy. When I came back out again, the car was gone. Unfortunately, the weird kid next to you saw you do it and now he wants a piece. But Im sure youll find that we have a great environment here and we are all just the nicest people. By: Eleanor H., New York, NY, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A young girl seeks help from a therapist about her fear of going outside. I would start screaming too, until I saw the can of spaghetti sauce on the counter and realize it was a joke, and she would laugh so hard that she would fall down. So, turns out my mum wasnt so happy about all of this, and she went looking the whole world over for me. Now Pooh being a bear of very little brain decided to invite the new sound in. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, (Monologue can be delivered at a desk with a prop microphone, simulating a radio broadcast, or in front of a laptop, as if the person is livestreaming or recording a video.). But hey, theres a rumor going around that when I get back, Im going to be the coolest kid in school! But it also holds so dark ones. I saw her walk into the showroom, just as sad as the rest. I know its terrible, but I really needed to get that off my chest. So, I thought if I was skinny enough; I would be accepted, and people would actually like me. But its just not going to happen that way. The world is cruel. I mean I get that its symbolic. I am your mother, and I deserve your respect. There's Rabbit and Piglet and there's Owl, but most of all Winnie the Pooh. Its all Ive been thinking about since graduation. But other than that, honestly, I could live alone. Talk about awkward. Oh my, oh my, oh my goodness gracious! My personal favorite is greed. Dont talk to us like we are! But thats what youre doing Ray. Yes, Im serious. You know, like those guys who used to have to break up rocks when they were sent to jail? (to herself) Oh, stop it Linsay! But if Im expected to be devoted and faithful to this country that believes in justice for all, doesnt that mean me too? If you hate English so much, then why did you become an English teacher? Hes coming to pick me up this weekend in his Camaro. Nothing is ever going to chance unless you change it. By: Dajai T., Modesto, California, USA Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: A teenager accidentally sends a very personal text to the school gossip. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. The first time I remember being physically hurt I was probably 7 or 8, and I was on a bicycle. But she waits for me to sit and beg, like some kind of dog. I kept it simple just saying "Happy Birthday. That sticky stuff is only fit for Heffalumps and Woozles. Ive gone through a lot this past week Ive lost my best friend, my soul mate. That sounds great. I really want to strangle each and every tall person but to do so I would NEED A STEPLADDER!!!!!! The people, the lunches, the drama. Christopher! I think when she pulled me in, she swapped with me out in the real world! My purpose is now fulfilled. We used to be best friends. When I was little, I was hungry. Movies. Oh yeahprivacy! The best seller of the year! 2. I dont know what I ever found in that guy. By: Avalon C., Age 13, Missouri, USA Description: A teen reassures her younger sister that Middle School wont be as bad as she things. Here are the rules: Rule #1 You dont question, you just do it. I have terrible vision. Rabbit: All right, now the first stick to pass all the way under the bridge wins. Look at all these scratches! I can hardly bear to think about it. Christopher Robin: Of course you are, silly old bear. You will see me and know my name!, First Place Winner! Strike one, yelled the umpire, and everyone cheered. But in the midst of all excitement Eeyore stubbornly stuck to his task of house hunting for Owl. The Emperor's New Groove. I must have looked pretty crazy. Like it told me to buy this new computer game and have it shipped to the house. There he is. Use a doctor note, well I tried that one too, and as it turns out Im not very good at forging signatures. Chained to the ground by everything Ive got going for me. The DVD version includes all of four featurettes: Honey Tree, Blustery Day, Tigger Too, and Day for Eeyore. Perfect, Miss. I have done that before. Whoa you even growl like my dog! I figured everything would be okay and I could find a cab to take me to my aunts but then I realized that I left my bag on the train which had my phone and all of the money that I could bring. HES A CAT!! [Narrator] Owl talked from page 41 to page 62, and on page 62 the blustery day turned into a blustery night. Do you want to get into college or not!? My sister is a god too. There was a thunderstorm on page 71, and on page 73 there was a bit of a cloudburst. Wait, she stopped on one. The night before each test I wrote the answers on my thigh and made sure to wear a skirt because if the teacher tells you to pull your skirt up, they are bound to get in trouble. Id better turn in my paper. Ma! On Wednesday, the Broadway play To Kill a Mockingbird was performed at Madison Square Garden for 18,000 public school students. (Pop!). What finally got me was Harvard. Look, youre new here, so I feel its my duty to warn you there are a couple of people youll want to avoid. By: Molly McKenna., Green Bay, Wisconsin, USA, Age 17 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student panics while taking a test. Genre: Dramatic. Oh, dear, oh gracious, well, it all comes from eating too much. Then we went inside the kindergarten, and I was suddenly standing on top of a ravine, and below me was a long, winding river, and mist clung to the steep edges of the ravine like gray wool to rough wood. Genre: Dramatic. Bien que le terme monologue soi Their tops are made out of rubber Take your time. He also has a lot of crazy ideas. My sorrow disappeared, I was going to have a true purpose, and we both found comfort in that. No, I dont want anything at all. At first I just thought it was a sick senior prank or something, since it was pretty close to the end of the year, so I just disregarded all the commotion but then I heard Ms. Neilson shouting for everyone to get under the tables. I bet I could beat you in a race. Been known to happen." "No need to bother on my account." Second Place Winner! But someone I know did! It was a familiar spot to Winnie the Pooh for he would often wander there doing nothing in particular, and thinking nothing in particular. Before I have children. Here, have a cup of tea. Now obviously this situation calls for an expert. Im going to tell her I dont want to do this anymore. By: Oren S., Age 15, Pennsylvania, USA Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student complains about having to write a monologue. (Pause) All right dont say I didnt warn you. Thats it. Or feed the seagulls, even though we knew we werent supposed to, we didnt care. He thinks Im dramatic?! You just have to let your stick drop in a twitchy sort of way. Deandre Baker Contract, I'm self aware. She is now speaking into the phone.) Winnie the Pooh This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Maybe someday Ill be brave enough to ask his name and invite him into the library. Try swishing it. (Pause, inner realization.) Gender: Female Genre: Comedic. [Narrator] Now Piglet lived in the middle of the forest in a very grand house in the middle of a beech tree. (Beat) Ohyoure that guy. Genre: Comedic. Oh, bother. I also help elders get up when they fall downafter I push them. I have spent my whole life living in this house. Everyone knows I used steroids before the championship. Anyway, I cant control it. He's gone. By: Henry Osher, Age 17, Connecticut, USA Description: Hero interrupts the Villains monologue Genre: Comedic. Pero, I just cant get over him hes all I think about! So, you go. I didnt have time to argue for a later curfew, if I wasnt indoors before dark, I would have gotten carted off to the labor camps by the Red Guard. My mom recalls my occasional doldrums even in infancy, more frequent as I age. Got yourself a headache? 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