I have to get up really early to leave for home. I'm just bored. I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. Good. So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. I've seen it. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. You don't have the best life of your counterparts, but you don't have the worst either. She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north. You say I'm really just talking to myself? Meta-stupid. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. My dad. Copywriting Guides: Ingredients Steps: Begin by heating a couple of tablespoons of oil in a large pot. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. Okayon to: #2 You can get out of practically anything by saying: a)It's against my religion b)I'm allergic to that. Consulting As A Side Job If my site manages to last a decade, my readers *snicker* will probley wonder what I'm talking about. It's creepy. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. I don't remember the whole thing but I remember comparing foreskin to a silencer. I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place. All contents of this site were designed for entertainment purposes only. What an eccentric idea! Now, in today's society of buying groceries on-line and getting them delivered, why hasn't any other food industry marketed this ingenius idea to bring the product to the consumer. Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" Seeya. What Makes A Good Writer? :) Seeya! Now, some of you are probably calling me a whiner, 'cause you have to get up at 4:30, or whatever. I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. And did I mention that you smell? You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. It's strange. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. 24 min ago Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. Those few who actually could think and avoided the sun were considered to be outcasts. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. .FIYolDqalszTnjjNfThfT{max-width:256px;white-space:normal;text-align:center} Makes you wonder about "reality" television, huh? Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. It's pathetic. You are a thick-headed trog. Am I enjoying asking retorical questions? Then it must diepainfully. Shocking racist insults One day, last summer, I was in the train station with my sister and a friend . And I asked myself "How could I have better spent my time?" Fire is good. Or his mom did. He tried to kill me! Three Tiered Pricing HA-HA! And, are monkeys spelled monkies? Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. Anyway, seeya! It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. To prevent this, I did nothing. Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. Won't that be fun? We could all breath a sigh of relief as parents kept their children inside, away from the evil truck drivers and near the T.V. Grapes are used to make jelly, jam, juice and raisins. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. It sucked. Here goes. You bloody churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! Then, when it's in German, or whatever, translate it back to English. 31 min ago This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. You're still here. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. Help me! And then the quality will rise. Ooooo! What Is Scaling? So my goal changed from surviving to laughing evilly while my character died. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. Ooooooo! WE got it at Wal-mart. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? You could be the figment of someone else's dream. were stuck in here, (alone my dear) and well problem never get out so dont start to shout. And that's just what I can list from memory. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. And the plan would have failed and Neo might have died, along with a large portion of the city (the building was set to blow if there was any intruders) SoNeo's choice to attempt to save Trinity triggered the sequence of events that led to her death. When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. I think mine involved a jaunty song to sing. But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. You're still here, which must mean that you'd rather be here than anywhere else! One guy was a "shock therepy" patienthe was a good actor. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Google Docs For Writers In return for not taking the easy route, he gains a power in the more or less real world. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. These so-called "pointless" signs are doing just what they were meant to do: entertain you! She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. It would make no sense. I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. Now who's the crazy one? Seeya. First of all, you'd have to have an extrodinary amount of free time. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. Oh, by the way, I noticed that whenever I use spell-check, my stupid computer turns the word probley into to word problem. But given who you are, I wager you'd somehow fail to do that properly. God help us all, except you. *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. In other words, they take all that extra "stuff" out to make it pure. I know, I took you completly by suprise. *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. I love it! Who would have thought I have this much free time? Back to the present. For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. Any way, that's it for now. The height is regained at night, when you're laying down. YouTube @Copy Clips But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. Psychology Of Marketing Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? Your subconsious mind acts on whatever it is told. 63 Brutal Roasts for a Long-Lasting Burn. And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. Yeah, this doesn't mean anything to you. No, really. Pure means, well, no extra stuff. Maybe yall should focus on winning so you can get on ma level (pro). I don't suppose you fell for that little thing about the refresh button. But everything else I've said so far is true. Email Blasts Guide I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. 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Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. I once*embarassed pause* had "Hey, You! Come on everyone, group hug. With a specific number of words. of toilet paper, to do everything. I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. This is because she memorizes the questions. How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? Now, you must realize that I have described only one aspect of this movie of all movies. Why, because they assume it's better quality. In anycase, this was particularly funny because Tonileigh is one of my "normaler" friends. Tone Of Voice In Copywriting Waitaren't I already doing that? *cough*She's winning*cough* But that's just because I have so much to do to mantain and update this site, I rarely get a chance to just sit here and type. You can just bet that they look at every one that get's turned in to them, judging blackmail value, and whether or not you could get arrested. I'm an atheist but I still pray, not for you, but fore the rest of us. I know, unlikely, huh? Here are freaky paragraphs for your boyfriend or husband to make him feel special and excited. That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! we clapped. Why bother asking? When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. That's funny!!!! Isnt' that nice? It was fairly fun. But, what would be the fun in that? I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. I hate Math. Oooootime for today's topic. Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. It's early. *giggling* It's very, very late at nite. GRRR!! They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. Everyone plonked you long ago. It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. Sad to admit, but the majority of people would rather read the summary at the back of a book rather than the whole book itself. NOTHING! Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. I forgot it's name. I found at that yet another one of my friends is reading this. I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. Or maybe not. S&P 500 Company Slogan Fighting in the American Civil War? Through my eyes, you shine brighter than the morning sun. It says that in black ander lime green! Heat the oil until it is hot. Good-bye. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. Because I have nothing else to do right now. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" 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